“Defending Against Imitations and Replacements of Yogurt, milk, and cheese to Promote Regular Intake of Dairy Everyday Act,” sounds like the title of a Saturday Night Live skit. But it’s no joke. It is very real legislation proposed in 2021 by a bi-partisan coalition of politicians from Big Dairy states. You’d think the FDA would have more to worry about than consumers mistaking almond milk for “real” milk, and prohibiting plant-based yogurt, milk and cheese from using those words on labels. Holy Cow!